Mosquito’s Lament
by: michelle
Oh Andi
Your misdirected anger
Breaks my heart
You swat at me
And shoo me
And spray me
And smash my face
But I am still here
I am always here
Do you know why?
Ask a native Texan
When last he’s been bitten
Today? Yesterday?
The day before?
No.
I leave him be.
He is nothing to me.
Only you and your ilk
With that sweet, sweet
Yankee blood
Can sustain me
I love you.
And I will be here
All
Year
Round.
Love,
The Swarm
September 13th, 2005 at 10:12 am
I WON’T HAVE IT.
~a
September 13th, 2005 at 10:42 am
Oh, but you WILL.
Tonight’s menu: Ankles
~The Swarm
September 13th, 2005 at 11:42 am
… but that’s where you’re wrong. cuz i don’t have ankles anymore. just bloody stumps.
September 13th, 2005 at 12:05 pm
Mmmmm. Bloooody stuuuumps.
Also on the menu: The remainder of your sister’s shins.
September 13th, 2005 at 7:57 pm
One word. Citronella.
September 14th, 2005 at 9:07 am
Oh Andi- don’t you know that your measly “citronella” is no match for us? We bathe in it nightly to strengthen our immunity to it. We eat candle lit dinners in it’s warm glow. You say “citronella”; we say “thanks for thinking of us!”
Love,
The Swarm
September 14th, 2005 at 10:42 am
http://www.bugpage.com/xcart/product.php?productid=16152&cat=281&page=1
September 14th, 2005 at 11:58 am
We DARE you.
~The Swarm
September 14th, 2005 at 12:04 pm
fine. i give.
September 15th, 2005 at 1:18 pm
Dear Family:
For those of you with B Pos and O Neg blood, please be kind and donate. I seem to be out.
Love,
Andi
September 15th, 2005 at 3:48 pm
Or, if you would rather just come down to Texas and let us get that from you directly, that would work for us. So long as it’s yankee blood, then that’s for us!
~The Swarm