Stuff My Mom Taught Me (part I):
by: andi
• When you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
• You spend half your life on your feet and half your life in bed. Buy expensive shoes, and good bedding.
• Say Please and Thank You.
• If you can’t sleep, just pretend to be asleep. (You will, in fact, fall asleep).
• Your birthday is a very special day. Especially to your mother.
September 19th, 2005 at 3:19 pm
You forgot “If you keep picking on your sister, one of these days she will get bigger then you.”
That Mom- she totally knew her stuff.
September 19th, 2005 at 4:36 pm
check your facts, sister. i didn’t pick on you. you picked on me. i was only bigger than you until you were 4. that hardly counts. and dad (not mom) said that about the twins getting bigger than You. Although, they didn’t really, did they.
September 20th, 2005 at 9:52 am
Oh my. Revisionist history, much? You used to pick on me like it was your job. You are forgetting that, however, because you NEVER got caught.
True about the brothers, though. Dan is the only one bigger than me, and he’s the only one I never picked on.
September 20th, 2005 at 1:25 pm
i forgot to follow rule #1. sorry michelle. i have nothing further to say.